The Unilateral Niblet Awards
March 17, 2008
Listen, people.
Last year we went the democratic route and you saw what happened. Complete chaos.
This year, to save everyone a whole lotta hassle, we, the Quorum of the Indeterminate Number of Snarks, unilaterally declare the nominees and winners of the Niblet Awards:
Best Blog: By Common Consent. Don’t hate the playah, hate the game.
Best New Blog: Mormons Rock
Best Nacle Post, Period: Tracy M., “Quick Like a Glacier“. I loves me some good Tracy posts.
Best Wilfried Post: Watching Conference
Best Blog Layout/Graphics: Nine Moons for the cool banner artwork. I want a gallery of past banners.
Best Big Blog Containing “Housewives” in Title, with someone named “Janet” as a contributor: Feminist Mormon Housewives
Most Irrelevant Blog: Council of (not quite) 50
Most Self-Aggrandizing Blog: New Cool Thang
Now to the rest of you, the unnamed heroes of the ‘Nacle, just know that we love you. It’s because we love you that we left you off of this list. It’s not you. It’s us. Seriously, there are so many of you to name. I can’t begin to do you justice. I want to thank the Academy. And I want to thank D. Golden Shizzle, my producer, for his guidance. I want to thank the writers, and the teamsters.
Oh yeah, in the interest of transparency and full disclosure, I’m Dazzle of Snarkernacle.
Peace out, yo.
March 17, 2008 at 11:47 am
Wonderful! I don’t have to vote now. You saved me a lot of time and agony over who to pick. You have my vote of ratification!!
March 17, 2008 at 11:50 am
I’d like to thank the Academy, the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers, and Dazzle for his excessive wisdom. Here’s to opaque transparency!
March 17, 2008 at 11:55 am
The IBEW are really a good group of guys. You should be thanking them even during non-Niblet times.
March 17, 2008 at 6:07 pm
You like me! You really like me!
March 18, 2008 at 4:05 am
I am beginning to think Dazzle and Tracy M are either one and the same or married to each other. Call it a hunch.
March 18, 2008 at 1:28 pm
It’s because we love you that we left you off of this list.
Ok, that made me smile.
March 18, 2008 at 4:02 pm
I thought it was Golden that liked me…
My husband doesn’t blog at all, but he DOES like me!
March 18, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Tracy, if I were you, or if you were me, you’d be disappointed in my boobs. Man boobs I have not.
March 18, 2008 at 7:24 pm
OK, in all fairness, I made the stupid Sally Field comment before I saw the picture of Sally on SN. I feel dumb.
Man boobs = moobs
March 19, 2008 at 8:40 pm
How unsurprised I am that I am not recognized for my choice contributions to this online community of filthiness. They say a prophet is never recognized as such in his own country. They are correct.
March 31, 2008 at 8:30 am
I have to disagree with you. The most irrelevant blog is Our Thoughts.
April 1, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Okay, honorable mention for Our Thoughts.
April 2, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Sweet. Thanks.
April 7, 2008 at 5:06 pm
Awww, a niblet nod! I’m moved, especially since I blog so rarely these days that I’m shocked anyone remembers I exist. And finally this year’s momentous events qualify me for my blog’s full title, husfrau that I now am.
June 18, 2008 at 9:55 pm
Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation
Anyway … nice blog to visit.
cheers, Junker.